70 Iconic Quotes From Samantha Jones
A wise woman once said: “I will not be judged by you or society.” She also said, “Hello, my name is Fabulous!” and “You can’t swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five losers.” We’re talking, of course, about Samantha Jones, arguably Sex and the City’s funniest, wisest, most progressive and life-loving character.
nnWith her open-minded, sex-positive approach to men and dating, her unwaveringly loyal approach to friendship, and her don’t-fuck-with-me approach to work, Samantha was the woman we all wanted to be, and the woman we all wanted to listen to—even now. Though Sex and the City ended two entire decades ago, many of her most valuable life lessons—usually delivered via purring, zingy one-liners, either with a dirty martini in one hand or while waving a fork over brunch—feel just as relevant today. And so, on Kim Cattrall’s 70th birthday, here are 70 of the greatest Samantha Jones quotes of all time.
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Samantha's Most Memorable Lines
nn“Dirty martini? Dirty bastard!”
n“You can’t swing a Fendi purse without knocking over five losers.”
n“Please, Maria has 10 dicks!” waves fingers
n“I am harsh. I am also demanding, stubborn, self-sufficient, and always right—in bed, at the office, and everywhere else.”
n“Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a ‘job’ for nothing.”
n“Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.”
n“I have decided, after careful consideration, that I might be ready for bigger boobs.”
n“A guy gets angry in a meeting, he’s a pistol. A woman? She’s emotional.”
n“I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.”
n“I’m dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk!”
n“What’s your age ceiling with men? Factor in millions and millions of dollars.”
n“I’m telling you, Carrie. It was like a wall of flesh coming at me… I mean, it was quite a shock, his hands are relatively tiny.”
n“He’s doing it on his lunch hour, I’m going to follow him. Oh, don’t worry, he won’t know it’s me, I got a wig from the Raquel Welch wig line.”
n“Three errant hairs and this asshole thinks I’m George of the Jungle. And you should see the bush on him, I need a weed-whacker just to find his dick.”
n“I don’t believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.”
n“Do you know that when a vagina gets engorged, it expands to the size of a fist? It’s like a fabulous cave!”
n“I don’t understand why women are so obsessed with getting married. I mean, married people just want to be single again.”
n“I’m a try-sexual: I’ll try anything once.”
n“I fucked a guy once because his family had a pool.”
n“I love you too, Richard, but I love me more.”
n“The right guy is an illusion. Start living your lives.”
n“If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I’d never leave the house!”
n“I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want.”
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